Archive for August, 2009


Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 by Sophia

i was wasting time on huffington when it told me to waste time on 7 other different websites instead.

fancy fast food is prime cyber chow.  it’s a blog that contains gourmet creations made from fast food ingredients, like this delicious dish made from chicken mcnuggets:


i also found stuff hipsters hate amusing until i realized that everything on the first page applies to a certain someone i know.  then the humor was lost.


text invaders

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 by Sophia

compliments of zack:

is it friday yet?

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 by Sophia

i didn’t go to work last friday because it was a beautiful day in san francisco and my company was shut down due to an ammonia leak.

here’s a tune to make up for the missing friday music video:

let’s start shredding!

Posted in Uncategorized on August 31, 2009 by flingshow

no headline does this justice

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on August 31, 2009 by sunnyside herald

maybe i’m too high to qualify this morning, but i’ve been smokin’ for 27 years and writing headline for 25 of them, so i blame this video.

problem was i had too many options:

“if i don’t get famous, i’m’a slap god in the face when i get to heaven”


“why sophia only dates white boyz”


and before you call me a racist, the only reason i found this video is ‘cos i was looking for one showing the 13,000 messicuns who danced to ‘thriller’ over the weekend.

the colonel’s out of control

Posted in Uncategorized on August 25, 2009 by Sophia
"pamela anderson hates me"

"pamela anderson hates me"

there are two fast food places that i like- well, okay- love: in-and-out burger and kfc (until last season, arby’s was part of the list but their cheddar roast beef sandwich gave me mad gas and indigestion during a 3-hour drive).

kfc, it seems to me, is going apeshit about coming out with new stuff to retain or broaden their market. 

first they came out with the famous bowl, which looks like someone’s rejected and already-regurgitated lunch.  gross. 

puke in a bowl

puke in a bowl

then, they decided to have grilled chicken.  alright, i dig that. 



then, the latest: the double down sandwich, in which the buns that nestle the bacon, cheddar, colonel sauce filling are actually fried chicken.  hey low carb, everyone! 

low carbs, haaaaaaye!

proof that low carb doesn't always equal healthy

it’s currently available only in rhode island and nebraska (hello socio-anthropological case study). 

i might try it.  could be tasty.  but my undying affection remains with their original fried chicken.

bone-us tune for tuesday

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on August 25, 2009 by sunnyside herald

i hardly ever say “lol” cos i hardly ever lol, but lol.