Archive for June, 2009

a not-so-troubled tuesday?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on June 30, 2009 by sunnyside herald

yes, tuesdays are the yuck, but suck it up people. it’s a short week! rejoice!

here’s something for you, anyway. ‘cos it’s all about the love.

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all play and no work

Posted in Uncategorized on June 29, 2009 by Sophia

i’ve been waiting for 5pm since 10am today, so to kill time, i visited this fantastic site and played free games for a few hours.  now, i’m reading all the 2008 postings in fuck you penguin, my current favorite blog and latest source of “why-didn’t-i-think-of-that” regret. 

if you need major time sucks, try them out. 

and because i’m lazy with an excessive amount of free time today, i copied and pasted some of their material below.  it’s a good trick to appear productive even when you really didn’t do shit.  applicable at work, too (wink, wink). 

From the incredibly clever http://www.fupenguin.com/

Do you believe this preemptive little fucker?

Apparently this photo has been floating around the internet for some time, presumably under the assumption that Fuck You, Penguin would rise to internet dominance and come looking for the anteater. Well, this douchebag’s suspicions were dead on, because clearly he thinks he’s making heads turn. I mean, seriously, Anteater, what’s with the pose? Are you in a sports montage? Or are you mid-clap in an (undoubtedly lame) rendition of “Hey Jude”? You know what, who gives a shit? At least I pick food that doesn’t involve sticking my tongue into the ground, you dirty son of a bitch.

Fuck me, anteater? No no, FUCK YOU.

Laziest. Animal. Ever.


Sloth, get off your fucking ass and get down out of that tree. I don’t care if it is practically impossible for you to walk on the ground, you’ve been sleeping for nearly a full day now and you promised you would start looking for a job this morning. WELL IT’S ALMOST TWO IN THE FUCKING AFTERNOON. And have you taken a shower recently? Your hair looks like it is literally made out of straw.

Goddamn, Sloth, you are the most appropriately named little fucker of all time.

Just say no to kangaroos

Oh, I get it, Kangaroo. You’re just hanging out, right? I bet if I asked you what you were doing, you would probably say you were “chillaxin'” or something. You probably think you look pretty cool, but I know better, Kangaroo, because YOU ARE AS A HIGH AS A KITE RIGHT NOW.

Kangaroo, did you ever stop to think about the kids? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself, and perhaps Mallomars? No, you fucking don’t. So fuck you, Kangaroo. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Moose are the biggest dorks ever


Obviously, Moose, you don’t have a mirror to practice your smile, because you seriously look like a total vagina right now. You are very lucky moose do not have to go to school, since you would get your ass kicked, like, every day. And what kind of wild animal smiles at a camera? You are supposed to be a badass that roams the forest beating up other moose and cars that look at you funny, not Cindy fucking Crawford. Man up, Moose.

die bandwidth die!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on June 29, 2009 by sunnyside herald

phoenix

my vote for the best radio station on the planet, kcrw, is hosting phoenix in the studio this morning at about 11:15am.  check ’em out.

they were in town over the weekend, but i missed ’em. 😦

it’s friday, bitches!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on June 26, 2009 by sunnyside herald

kevin smith’s finest work (fwiw). and i ❤ rosario dawson! next time she’s in noe valley, i’m all up in that.

it’s friday…

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2009 by Sophia

on the passing of MJ, who was a prominent fixture in my childhood, a friend observed, “[influential] celebrities are odd.  we just expect them to be there in the background for us.  so when they’re suddenly no longer there, our world becomes fragile.” 

R.I.P., Michael Jackson

Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2009 by Sophia

in another heartbreaking story, we say goodbye to michael jackson today.  cardiac arrest allegedly was the culprit.

singing along to his songs, cradle music to my young ears, helped me learn english in the 80’s and continues to soothe me to this day.  but he’s been in another sad galaxy for over a decade now so perhaps this is a blessing in disguise.

farrah’s dead, i’m still old

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on June 25, 2009 by sunnyside herald

farrahseems pretty tame now, but 30+ years ago, those nipples were fierce. my brother and i had this poster up on the wall of the room we shared. he ended up gay, i ended up the most girl-crazy guy i know.

sure hope seeing megan fox in cutoff jean shorts cheers me up.